what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS
I’D BE BLOODY RICH
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians
FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange
this is a giraffe
What is wrong with this site?
why arent oven mitts called glovens
SNOWMEN ARE FORCED TO STAND IN THEIR OWN FLESH THINK ABOUT THAT
there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair
Or running their fingers down your back.
Unless you thought you were alone.
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