Holy shit there’s a parallel universe where people are born with tattoos and pay money to have them covered up with flesh colored shapes.
So the other day I learned that if cats get super relaxed, they can’t control their saliva so when they’re super happy, they drool a lot. Imagine if every time you were blissfully happy you just fucking drooled.
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored salivawhat have you done
all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.
if santas reindeer lost the ability to fly while still in the sky it would literally rain deer
Like I was thinking of how friends or couples might get matching tattoos. But what if you just started copying someone’s every tattoo
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent