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posted 1 day ago

Like I was thinking of how friends or couples might get matching tattoos. But what if you just started copying someone’s every tattoo

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posted 1 week ago (by: starfleetinginterest)

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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posted 2 weeks ago (by: flomation)

flomation:

Part 10/?

Part 9: x

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posted 3 weeks ago (by: kounous)

silohouettes:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

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posted 4 weeks ago (by: sociallychallengednerd)

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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posted 4 weeks ago (by: emmugh)

emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

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posted 1 month ago (by: rialxoan)

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

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posted 1 month ago (by: officialunitedstates)

omgbobthebuilderthings:

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

What is wrong with this site?

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posted 1 month ago (by: yongmuney)

humorously:

yongmuney:

why arent oven mitts called glovens

 

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posted 1 month ago (by: vincentvangoth)

finishmysandwiches:

vincentvangoth:

SNOWMEN ARE FORCED TO STAND IN THEIR OWN FLESH THINK ABOUT THAT

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