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posted 2 months ago (by: cptnmilk)

thetechnicolorofthemoment:

cptnmilk:

Holy shit there’s a parallel universe where people are born with tattoos and pay money to have them covered up with flesh colored shapes.

t-afterdark
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posted 2 months ago (by: thetechnicolorofthemoment)

thetechnicolorofthemoment:

So the other day I learned that if cats get super relaxed, they can’t control their saliva so when they’re super happy, they drool a lot. Imagine if every time you were blissfully happy you just fucking drooled.

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posted 3 months ago (by: chinese-zeus)

lindsaylovesbacon:

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

what have you done
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posted 3 months ago (by: fsckthesystem)
terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

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posted 3 months ago (by: dishai)

dishai:

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

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posted 3 months ago (by: frankocean)

frankocean:

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

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posted 4 months ago (by: rneerkat)

rneerkat:

if santas reindeer lost the ability to fly while still in the sky it would literally rain deer

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posted 4 months ago

Like I was thinking of how friends or couples might get matching tattoos. But what if you just started copying someone’s every tattoo

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posted 5 months ago (by: starfleetinginterest)

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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posted 5 months ago (by: flomation)

flomation:

Part 10/?

Part 9: x